Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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