Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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