My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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