let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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