so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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