How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
is this the sara with the beer cane?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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