I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
And then my night got REAL pukey
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
