I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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