My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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