he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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