it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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