Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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