fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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