He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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