Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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