just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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