I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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