i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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