Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
