I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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