Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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