If i come over, it means nothing
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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