This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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