How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
