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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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