My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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