Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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