Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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