i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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