theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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