She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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