Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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