We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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