omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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