I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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