this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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