how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
third nipple confirmed
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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