had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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