i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I need a beard to bite.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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