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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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