At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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