Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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