if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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