C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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