I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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