shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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