Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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