If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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