no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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