I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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