I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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