Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
