Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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